Hoory for the return of Schmustyface the lil' brudder with the heart of a champion. Thus beginneth the DS'05. He's not just for the basement anymore...
So creep out story of the week: I was tanning on Saturday (yeah I know buying skin cancer) and I saw this guy leaving the salon, I was thinking to myself... that's sorta weird that a guy tans, and as I got closer I realized that the creepy man in the hawaiian shirt was my very own landord, who we refer to as Cap'n Schmevin* (*only his name has been changed to protect his anonymity, and because he is the kind of guy who would probably do a google search on himself with the name Cap'n infront of it, and I wouldn't want to blow my cover. )
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