To me. From an unknown number at 6:15 am.
"U better man up. Wants good. Sexy. Sheryl"
Me: "???" {Who the frack is this? And what the heck are they saying? Who do I know named "Sheryl"?}
"Do you know what i'm talking about? Sexy.Sheryl"
Me: "Who is this?"
"Sheryl. Sexy. Sheryl." {Ok. Must be her signature...Thanks Sheryl. I thought you were calling ME "Sexy Dot'.}
Me: "Do I know you?"
"Wow. Bus 766? Sexy.Sheryl" {Ok. Now i'm 100% Sure this is no Sheryl of mine}
Me: "I think you have the wrong number."
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