Tuesday, April 21, 2009

Because it deserves to be captured:

I was recently at a chinese buffet with friends and the small of stature proprietor was at the door upon my exit.

He said something to this effect:
"Oh... HeLOOO tall lady! I take you apple picking with me. I can never get to the apples at the top! Ah.. but we go pick strawberries and YOU hold the bucket!"

"I ask God why he make me so small. I can never get to the apples I want at the top of the tree!"

It was awesome.

6 comments:

annie said...

That's swesome!

But, if we pick blackberries, it's all pretty much equal...

Katie said...

AMAZING.

rachel blazer said...

love it... i mean, really.

Matt Blazer said...

Rachel already knew the whole thing verbatim... And I laughed then.

I thought there was more. Nope, she had memorized it.

Linz said...

That is great. It's even funnier if I tell it with the cute accent.

Dan Allen said...

He didn't happen to work at City Wok, did he? I'm just trying to picture the voice. I'll have the City Rice and the City Pork please :)