Two monologues do not make a dialogue.
-Jeff Daly
As the light changed from red to green to yellow and back to red again, I sat there thinking about life. Was it nothing more than a bunch of honking and yelling? Sometimes it seemed that way.
-Jack Handey
Whenever someone says "I can't," it makes me wish he'd get stung to death by about 10,000 bees. When he says "I'll try," 5,000 bees. "I can"= just one bee.
~Jack Handey.
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